Kid's Jokes

What did the plate say to the other plate? Answer

What goes to sleep every night with it's shoes on? Answer

From Caleb Flowers

What is a Pirate's Favorite Letter? Answer

Why Did the Chili Dog Have a Blanket? Answer

From Nathan Bankston

Why Did Donald Duck say, "Buck -Buck -Buck?" Answer

What's Kermit the Frog's middle name? Answer

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windshield? Answer

From Caleb Hamilton:

"Doctors say that if you eat slowly you eat less...." continue

From Ryan Bankston:

What runs but never walks? Answer

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